interview

[Vii]

ookie guys! i'm going to interview you all!

1- why do you wanted to be a clown?

2-do you have a stapler?

3- when was your first presentation?

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting?

5- what's the square root of 9?

6- what's the worst thing for a clown?

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style?

8- do you have a stapler?

9- what did you had for lunch today?

10- what were you doing saturday night??

11- what do you like to satirize the most?

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil?

13- have you ever pied someone?

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this?

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken?

16- say about some celebrity you like?

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it?

18- do you have a stapler?

19- do you think i am annoying?

20- have you ever heard of manzai?

21- have you ever been pied?

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it?

;3

[Sonshine D Clown]

1- why do you wanted to be a clown? Because I was born a clown.. My first name is Sonshine, my middle name is D, and my last name is Clown. My mommy's name is Raynbouw and my daddy's name is Cloud

2-do you have a stapler? You mean that thing that makes my fingers stick together?

3- when was your first presentation? My first present to the nation was .. hey I havent done one of those yet, I am not the president.

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting? I am only in Clowndgarten.. how can i have a Masters yet?

5- what's the square root of 9? I dont see any corners on 9 to get a square.

6- what's the worst thing for a clown? Growing up?

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style? what?? somebody explain this one to me I dont understand ?

8- do you have a stapler? Not anymore, I just tried to glue my daddy's fingers.

9- what did you had for lunch today? Pizza

10- what were you doing saturday night?? Sonshine D Clown and Tweakles D Clown were having a party with a clown piniata in Edinburg Texas.

11- what do you like to satirize the most? I already washed my hands thankyou.

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil? Bubba?

13- have you ever pied someone? yea, I pied on mommy kissing Santa .. but dont tell my daddy.

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this? NO, I slipped and fell on my little behind, I have socks on and the floor is slippery

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken? IT would have to be the rooster - Nobody ever thought of him...

16- say about some celebrity you like? life is like a box of chocolate, eat the entire box my mommy says

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it? blue shoes, a dress, bow in my hair, because i was born that way

18- do you have a stapler? yes, but no staples

19- do you think i am annoying? I dont know you

20- have you ever heard of manzai? yea its a restaurant we go to on Friday nights for spagetti

21- have you ever been pied? with a snowball

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it? - really... ?? rats, I have to take my nap now.......

[Flutterby]

1- why do you wanted to be a clown? I've tried not being one and it just never goes over very well

2-do you have a stapler? That was easy!


3- when was your first presentation? I think I got my first present on Christmas morning the year I was born - but I would have to double check with my mom b/c my memory is a little vague


4- what are your masters of clowning/acting? Beauty School Dropout... No Graduation day for you! - I heard you don't get ANY kind of degree if you dropout!!!...???


5- what's the square root of 9? Oooh - oooh - pick me! I know I know!


6- what's the worst thing for a clown? I don't know!? WHAT???


7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style? I used to live down the street from Elmo - but I don't live on Sesame anymore... I sure do miss that neighborhood!


8- do you have a stapler? My easy button still didn't bring me one... Wait for iiittttt...........


9- what did you had for lunch today? Me too! I had pizza too!


10- what were you doing saturday night?? CRANIUM!!!


11- what do you like to satirize the most? I don't like it when my fingernails get dirty


12- who's going to be the next president of brazil? Bertholletia


13- have you ever pied someone? Mommy says that you should always tell the truth!

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this? Hold on let me catch my breathe!

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken? Depends! What color is the egg... and is it rubber???

16- say about some celebrity you like? About some celebrity you like

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it? My report card always referred to me as a "social butterfly" - but I don't know how my teachers could have know this before I did!

18- do you have a stapler? WOW - that easy button really does work!

19- do you think i am annoying? Do you think I am a brat?

20- have you ever heard of manzai? Rakugo?

21- have you ever been pied? Pebbles threw cuppy cakes at me earlier! I am telling!!! (but let me finish licking the icing off first...)

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it? The end always comes too soon...

[tim]

!) You don't choose clowning, clowning chooses you.

@) Not presently.

#) I used to clown as a kid, then back at it about 3 years ago after too long a hiatus.

$) Wow, that's almost too many to mention. I like Tim Conway, Lou Jacobs, Jackie Gleason, Sid Caesar, Karl Marx (or no, wait, I meant Groucho.. well I hear Karl was a Grouch) just to mention a few off the top of my head. Oh, Roy Brown (Cooky from Chicago's Bozo show), definitely. Giovanni "Nino" Zoppe is one of my favorite contemporary clowns in regular contemporary performance.

%) To fail to give entirely of himself.

^) Yeah, whatever. I'm going to go cry now and listen to some music.

&) Hmmm, maybe I should get one?

*) I just ate breakfast!

() Don't get around much, anymore.

)) Human folly.

_) Um, Bush?

+) On purpose?

W) Is this a yolk?

Q) I won't admit it.

E) Debra Messing is HOT1

R) I'm clever and coy cuz I'm clever and coy.

T) STOP ASKING ME THAT

Y) Not at all, you're very sweet and kind. (Staples your lips shut.)

U) Yes

I) I wish someone would give me some

O) Maybe.

[Happy Chappy & Daisy]

ookie guys! i'm going to interview you all!

1- why do you wanted to be a clown?
I've always been an entertainer, even without an audience.

2-do you have a stapler?
Yes; do you need to borrow it?

3- when was your first presentation?
I haven't done anything professional as such, just yet, but I'm probably going busking tomorrow.

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting?
Tim Conway, Charlie Chaplin, Red Skelton

5- what's the square root of 9?
3. That math degree is finally paying off.

6- what's the worst thing for a clown?
Running out of seltzer.

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style?
I'm not sure what you mean.

8- do you have a stapler?
Yes; it's in the top right drawer. Help yourself.

9- what did you had for lunch today?
Haven't had anything today. I'm starting to get hungry.

10- what were you doing saturday night??
Nothing. Nobody saw anything. You can't prove anything. I wasn't anywhere near there.

11- what do you like to satirize the most?
Everything in culture - products, signs, politics.

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil?
I couldn't name any president of Brazil if it was the Final Jeopardy question.

13- have you ever pied someone?
No, but the night is still young.

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this?
Couldn't you tell by the look on my face?

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken?
The chicken. I just can't picture God sitting on an egg.

16- say about some celebrity you like?
Jim Carrey has nice teeth.

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it?
I'm an auguste, but I'm trying to keep my options open.

18- do you have a stapler?
What, can't you find it?

19- do you think i am annoying?
How honest do you want me to be?

20- have you ever heard of manzai?
No. Isn't that what the kamakazes yelled?

21- have you ever been pied?
No, but the night is still young.

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it?
Yes. I think that there should be more interviews like this.

[Scruffy]

1- why do you wanted to be a clown? It beats being the president.

2-do you have a stapler? Yes, I use it to fix my trousers.

3- when was your first presentation? When I was fourteen.

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting? Emmett Kelly, Lou Jacobs, Paul Jung, and Fitzwilly

5- what's the square root of 9? Nice try: it's 1.5 squared.

6- what's the worst thing for a clown? The rising cost of Rubber Chickens and shoes that are too small

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style? Nope, They are masters of their own art form.

8- do you have a stapler? See number two,

9- what did you had for lunch today? Brazilian beef: a Big Mac

10- what were you doing saturday night?? Balloon jamming with Fitzwilly

11- what do you like to satirize the most? Life

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil? Pele

13- have you ever pied someone? Not yet, But I'm willing to convert

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this? I confess: I cheated.

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken? The one who created both.

16- say about some celebrity you like? Alton Brown is a good cook.

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it? Happy Hobo/tramp. it was a good fit. and the shoes weren't too tight.

18- do you have a stapler? Yep. But I think I'm about to "relocate" it.

19- do you think i am annoying? If you have to ask, then you really can't afford it.

20- have you ever heard of manzai? Yes. I have Google, and I'm not afraid to use it!

21- have you ever been pied? Nope sorry. I'm a pie Virgin.

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it? I plead the fifth.......

[tim]

I forgot to respond the one about the square root of 9. The correct answer is 42. Actually, that is the correct answer to all of the other questions, also.

[Nettie Belle]

ookie guys! i'm going to interview you all!

1- why do you wanted to be a clown? I love kids and clown classes were offered to me at the hospital where I work.

2-do you have a stapler? Oh yeah ... she is 6 years old, and she is a stapler, a taper, a drawer, and cute as a speckled pup.


3- when was your first presentation? I did a birthday party for my friend's son, and she gave me a gift certificate.

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting?I'm just a jack of all trades; a master of none.

5- what's the square root of 9?Hell-o! There is no SQUARE in a nine ... put your glasses on and look again. IT'S ROUND!! **geesh some people can't see very well.**

6- what's the worst thing for a clown?I would have to say hauling STUFF around.

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style?Nah.

8- do you have a stapler? Ok, I am ok with you not being able to see ... now you're not able to remember. I had better shout ... you might not be able to hear either ...
Yes ... she is 6 years old, and she is a stapler, a taper, a drawer, and cute as a speckled pup.

9- what did you had for lunch today? I had chicken club pizza, bread stix, and those caramel sticks from Papa Johns ... it was heavenly. I have to get back on the treadmill tomorrow.

10- what were you doing saturday night?? Good question. This is almost a week later ... You're lucky I remembered what I had for lunch today.

11- what do you like to satirize the most? You got me on that one.

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil?I'm not sure but I bet he'll be a nut.

13- have you ever pied someone?Nope ... I think that's one thing I haven't done.

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this?Oh my gosh ... that was quite a workout for today. Whew ... I won't have to use the treadmill now. I am quite the athlete, I'll tell ya ... I actually think I did this more like 4 time.

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken?The chicken.

16- say about some celebrity you like?Antonio Banderas is HOTTTTTTTTT!

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it? Most of the time I'm a white face ... I chose it because ... um ... I don't know really, but I am also auguste sometimes, and I do know why I did that ... because some people are afraid of white face clowns.

18- do you have a stapler?I think so. I don't remember.

19- do you think i am annoying?Are you kidding? Nah ...

20- have you ever heard of manzai?Yes. My husband has two of them that he puts glasses over 'cuz his don't work real good.

21- have you ever been pied?Nope. My husband eats them too fast.

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it? It was cool.

By the way, do YOU have a stapler? I'd like to see it sometime ... how about if we all post pictures of our staplers?

Is this for Good Morning America or Oprah or something?

;3

[Mr. Dazzle]

1- why do you wanted to be a clown?
I started out as an actor and I fell in love with slapstick comedy and character performance. So clowning came naturally.

2-do you have a stapler? Yes I have several of them.

3- when was your first presentation? I used to get perfect attendance certificates at church for attending Sunday School !

4- what are your masters of clowning/acting? I don't have a Masters... but I was trained by the Dinglings... You know... They are the circus down the street from the Ringlings!

5- what's the square root of 9? The number nine has roots? Since when? Square ones at that?? ... Do you have to water nine?? Does Miracle Grow work for nine??

6- what's the worst thing for a clown?
I'd say that having your nose pulled off would be pretty bad...

7- have you ever thought of satirizing that teenager-emo-style? No I hadn't thought of that... But Elmo can borrow my Hand Sanatizer if he needs it.

8- do you have a stapler? I also have the movie Office Space

9- what did you had for lunch today? I skipped lunch today... the last meal I had was dinner ... but its wearing off now that its getting late. I'm looking forward to breakfast!

10- what were you doing saturday night?? I'm not sure... but I might be going iceskating during the day on Saturday.

11- what do you like to satirize the most? I use Lysol on everything.

12- who's going to be the next president of brazil? Hmmm How about Pepe Lepeu Oh wait... He's French. Oh well.

13- have you ever pied someone? Nope thats not polite and 'pying on people is very illegal in our country.

14- please, stand up from wherever you are, jump three times and say: 'whoah! this is a very useful interview!'. Did you like doing this?
My mother always told me not to jump on the bed... so I'll pass on that one... sorry.

15- who was born first? the egg or the chicken?
The Dinosoar.

16- say about some celebrity you like?
Hmmm Mr. Richard Handsome is awful fond of that beautiful Sophia Patrillo on the Golden Girls!

17- what's your clown style and why did you choose it?
I love clowning and I love entertaining as each and everyone of my characters. I really love the art of disguise aswell. I just love being the center of attention... but sometimes doing that 24/7 is a hard job.

18- do you have a stapler?
Nope ... I lost them all... they heard you were asking and they ran away.

19- do you think i am annoying? No not at all... Is that nails on a chalk board I hear??? Oh Darn... My victrolla broke? ... Oh those are just Cats yowling on my back porch...

20- have you ever heard of manzai?
Is he an Itallian Opera Singer? I probably don't want to hear him.

21- have you ever been pied?
No I have curtains on my windows to prevent 'pying.

22- yeah...this interview ended....you liked it? Almost as much as you like Staplers...

[Fitzwilly]

Originally Posted by Holly Jolly

I forgot to respond the one about the square root of 9. The correct answer is 42. Actually, that is the correct answer to all of the other questions, also.

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