The injury thread

[Willace-the-Clown]

One time i was Raceing off on a bike the chain poped off & the bike tiped enough to make me fall off the bike & under it the bike ran me over turned & ran me over again. I was lucky i almsot smashed my head into the mailbox but when i came down i landed on my knee & messed it up & it still causes me pain at times & pops. Plus when i was even younger i was playing in the tub dureing my bath & sliped & bushed my head open between my left eye & eyebrow & had to get stitches & now have a scar over my left eye. My dad freaked out even thow he works in the hospitle

[Bonkers #361]

Well I have a scar on my thumb from running twoard the screen door( Take it slow whats the hurry) I have a scar on my knee from a skateboard injury ( Don't stand on something that has wheels) Several back injurys( Never think that your job can't live with out you) Front tooth chiped ( Never fight a fence post) and permenate neverve damage down my left side( Never climb up a dump truck bed with it extended in the air) and a lump on my head (Never tell your wife she is like her mother) Ouch!

[Jolly Well]

I was at a festival years ago. It was a "regional burn" (basically a mini version of Burning Man), where some festival goers partake of alcohol and drugs.

A tiny woman (maybe five and a half feet) was evidently hallucinating or maybe just wasted on something else - I've no idea. Anyway, she begins to yell at the group I was in and I made the mistake of trying to calm her down....

Next thing I know, I have five foot five of fury rushing towards me! She jumps towards me where I catch her. A moment later I feel a sharp pain in my chest where she is biting me. I push her away and feel a agonizing burn sensation.

We get seperated and I realize the right side of my chest is covered in blood. Upon examination, I find that she bit my nipple off. Fortunately, it was able to be sutured back in place.

Today, it has a minor deformity by way of a scar that kind of makes my nipple look like a smiley face.

[Mr. Dazzle]

OH MY GOD JOLLY! I don't know if I should cry in pain with you ... or laugh.

[Willace-the-Clown]

Jolly thats a story to tell your grand children

[Fitzwilly]

Originally Posted by Jolly Well

Today, it has a minor deformity by way of a scar that kind of makes my nipple look like a smiley face.

Have you thought about contacting Wal-Mart's marketing department?

[Scruffy]

Originally Posted by Fitzwilly

Have you thought about contacting Wal-Mart's marketing department?

SHHH!!!!! They might sue him for copyright infringement.

[Pickles]

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely feeling the need for a "YUCK" button right now!

[Mr. Dazzle]

Fitz... From those of us who actually work for the Evil-mart company...... EWWW YUCK BARF GAG VOMIT GROSS!

[Calavera]

I am a very fair skinned person, blame my heavy Irish heritage for that one. Yesterday, my father, myself, my kid brother and my soon-to-be stepmother and stepbrother took a trip down to St. Augustine beach for a few hours.
Knowing my intolerance for sunlight, I slathered myself with SPF 50 and enjoyed my stay. It turns out that I had neglected one part of my anatomy...my nose. It's not as cute as it sounds, trust me. Instead of looking like Rudolph, I have an ugly, red splotch right in the middle of my face.

After our trip to the beach, we head to St. Augustine itself to have lunch and buy overpriced crap at tourist traps. My soon-to-be stepbrother is a very large boy and he is also very clumsy. Inevitably, he stumbles, bumps into me as I'm reading a sign on the side of an old brick building, and my nose goes right onto said side of brick building. This adds ugly scratches to my ugly, red splotch...not to mention that it also adds to the pain.

Thanks to Covergirl, I can hide it. On the other hand, Covergirl most certainly does not take away the burning sensation right in the middle of my face.

It's not technically an injury, but it still hurts like hell!