Mystery Jokes

[Magic Jeff]

ok, i posted this in another thread, but it's on the second page so i'll rewrite it!

ok, a rooster is sitting on a weather vain on a barn that faces east to west. the wind is blowing south. when the rooster lays an egg, which way does the egg roll?

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Answer- Roosters don't lay eggs!

[Magic Jeff]

again, i already wrote this one but i'll write it again

i have another joke, BUT in order for it to work you must only read it once. once you read it, look away.

(P.S. this joke is better if you tell it verbally)... Ready? GO!!!


ok, your driving a bus and 10 kids are on the bus. 2 kids get on. then 5 kids get off. then 7 kids get on and 1 gets off. then 13 kids get off. and then 4 kids get on the bus. whats the busdrivers name?

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give up already?

the answer is your name!! because i said YOUR driving a bus

[Magic Jeff]

here are some things to think about:

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Can you think of any more?

[Magic Jeff]

my friend e-mailed me a list of 10 funny jokes and this will be the last one so i can let people read my jokes. once a few people start posting, then i'll do a few more


i think this next joke has to do with perception

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

[Snugglesnort]

A electric train is moving west at 45 mph. The wind is blowing south at 25 miles an hour. Which way is the smoke blowing?

What you you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?

You dig a hole 5 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 10 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

How is a raven like a writing desk?

[Happy Chappy & Daisy]

Originally Posted by Snugglesnort

A electric train is moving west at 45 mph. The wind is blowing south at 25 miles an hour. Which way is the smoke blowing?

What you you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?

You dig a hole 5 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 10 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

How is a raven like a writing desk?

1. There's no smoke from an electric train.
2. A hole.
3. There's no dirt in the hole.
4. This is Lewis Carrol's famous unanswered riddle from Alice in Wonderland. I've seen lots of answers, but my favorite is, "Because Poe wrote on both of them."

[Snugglesnort]

<<I've seen lots of answers, but my favorite is, "Because Poe wrote on both of them."I've seen lots of answers, but my favorite is, "Because Poe wrote on both of them.">>

That is my favorite one too.

[Harpoetta]

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

I think they CAN you!

[Bumbles]

only after they let the fizz out.