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Old 06-05-2008, 06:09 AM
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Clown Star "Alleged Thieves Foiled By Professional Clown."

Headline: "Alleged Thieves Foiled By Professional Clown." Bonus: With toy gun. Bonus Bonus: While imitating Clint Eastwood. Bonus Bonus Bonus: While in full costume, including leather chaps

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Old 06-05-2008, 09:21 AM
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:06 AM
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:02 AM
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I think that was a typo. It was supposed to be, "Professional Thieves Foiled by Alleged Clown."

You've got to wonder about the kind of reception these guys will get in jail.

"What happened to you?"
"I robbed a bank and got into a shootout with the FBI. What about you?"
"I tried to break into a house and got stopped by a clown with a toy gun. Hey, come back here, guys. Guys?"
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:25 AM
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