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Old 07-11-2008, 11:23 PM
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I have trouble figuering things out at times I dont even know my own oppion most of the time all i'm good at is cooking & clowning
That doesn't sound like stupid to me, guy. Now start treating yourself like the wonderful man that you are.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:28 AM
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Uh, Willace? Calavera--a real live girl--invited you to have coffee! And I think she was kinda checking you out, too. In my book, that's a success. All you have to do is travel to meet her. You might have a nice time You should at least give her a response to her invitation.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:31 AM
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I need money & a car to travle first i need a little car prolly one only big enough for two people
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:32 AM
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Now, Willace ... you are not so bad ... you are just hanging out in the wrong alleys. Go to Ontario and meet Melissa. (Tell her you're her new doctor)!
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I need money & a car to travle first i need a little car prolly one only big enough for two people
What about a bicycle built for two?
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Old 07-12-2008, 04:05 AM
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I do have a bike but the seat is to small & can be a pain in the butt
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What I want in a man is, above all, kindness. I want him to never lay a hand on me with intent to do harm. He needs to be my friend. Apart from that, I need a guy with a sense of humor and an intellectually-thirsty and open mind.
As for the superficial requirement, I have none. Good looks can be a bonus, but they aren't required. However, I am conditioned to fall for men who are older than myself because of the simple fact that I feel much older than I am.

See? We're not all crazy.
Sorry Calavera all these men already have boy friends.
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Old 07-12-2008, 06:14 AM
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Ty-me I'm one of those guys she said I'm single & Lothing it & i want a female
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Just kidding Wallace< I'm one of those type of guys also, but I'm been hitched for 34 years.
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:55 PM
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For Calavera you should WALK a hundred miles!

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first i need a little car prolly one only big enough for two people
Now, now, shouldn't any respectable small car fit at least 15 clowns?
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