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Old 07-11-2008, 10:26 PM
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It's National Cheer Up the Lonely Day so who wants to cheer me up
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:39 PM
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I thought you were here to cheer us up Will. Hey maybe you and Melissa1987 can cheer each other up, you're both single.
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I never seen her on here or know her she prolly dont live near me
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Hey, I'm in Florida! I'm up in Orange Park, though. If you're ever planning to be up there, let me know and we could get coffee or something.
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by studying people I learned hat women want they want mean guy who treat them like trass they will brake up with the guy but always run back like little school girls learned watching my best friend keep going back with her ex ( hopefully apart now for good) & talking to other women about how their boyfreinds were jerks
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by studying people I learned hat women want they want mean guy who treat them like trass they will brake up with the guy but always run back like little school girls learned watching my best friend keep going back with her ex ( hopefully apart now for good) & talking to other women about how their boyfreinds were jerks
Sorry, not all women. I got myself into an abusive relationship only once and I know far too much to ever put myself through that hell ever again.
What I want in a man is, above all, kindness. I want him to never lay a hand on me with intent to do harm. He needs to be my friend. Apart from that, I need a guy with a sense of humor and an intellectually-thirsty and open mind.
As for the superficial requirement, I have none. Good looks can be a bonus, but they aren't required. However, I am conditioned to fall for men who are older than myself because of the simple fact that I feel much older than I am.

See? We're not all crazy.
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:58 PM
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I am all those things you listed except for the good looking part cuz i know i'm fat stupid & ugly. but nice guys finish last cuz i am a nice guy & i donno if i'm older then you or not. I stoped looking for ms right & am looking for ms. anyone will do
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The wife used to volunteer at a women's shelter

God bless her. God bless her a million times.
My hat goes off to her, she's an angel.
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I am all those things you listed except for the good looking part cuz i know i'm fat stupid & ugly. but nice guys finish last cuz i am a nice guy & i donno if i'm older then you or not. I stoped looking for ms right & am looking for ms. anyone will do
Give yourself a break, guy. So, you're fat. So what? Despite what the media says, fat does not equal ugly. Trends change, I'm telling you. Back in ye olden days, your beauty was equal to the amount of weight you carried with you.The bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice, more cushion for the pushin' and all that.
Now, everybody has to be a stick.

The important thing is to be comfortable in who and what you are. If you're not happy with it, do your best to change it. Otherwise, just don't even think about it.
As for ugly, I don't see it. I don't see a lump on your back, a wooden tail, or even a withered hand in any of your pictures.
Now, what makes you think you're stupid?

I'll tell you this. Take away the self-esteem complex, and I'd be interested in a guy like you if I was looking for a man.
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I have trouble figuering things out at times I dont even know my own oppion most of the time all i'm good at is cooking & clowning
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