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Old 12-27-2005, 04:31 AM
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Default Hello all! (shower power and bath math)

I am new here.

So what goes on around here?

I will start off by telling you guys something random.

Why was I to be forgotten when the apple ripened? Do I not have a mouth?
Do I not have teeth in my mouth?

Sure I once dropped the bucket and spilled most of wich it had carried.
But I had gone back to fill it full to justify my aweful mistake.

Still, only the error was remembered. I shouldn't have even gone back to fill it full I say!

I then decided that I should calm down by taking a bath. But when I got to the bathroom, I just couldn't decide if I should take a shower or a bath so I sang about it like I always do when I'm confused.

Oh, soothing in thy hot water
half asleep dreaming I got her
Smelling a fresh scent
has got my nose bent
coming from the bath bubbles
I just forgot all my troubles

Chorus:

rub a dub dub in my bath tub
Scrub a scrub scrub your back love
step out onto the bath mat
It's all good when you do the bath math

to be continued...

Yeah, thats right, the first to be continued sing ever!







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Old 12-27-2005, 05:24 AM
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Welcome Kiliko!
Just a minute, let me grab my ukulele and tune it up....
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:02 AM
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Welcome To the Clown forum Kilikio! Glad to have you here.





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Old 12-28-2005, 12:33 AM
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Welcome, I'll add my kazoo.
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