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Old 07-03-2009, 05:40 PM
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What does it say?
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:44 PM
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Something about Earl Chaney?
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:47 PM
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them are clowns
them are not
yes they are
see them nose?
well i be
them are clowns
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And I was all set for a night of puzzle solving. Thanks, Stu.
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:51 PM
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the original i saw was..

MR DUCKS
MR NOT DUCKS
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CDEDBD WINGS?
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Old 07-04-2009, 05:35 AM
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anybody have any more, Like the tags that I wear and the stickers that are ...
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:12 AM
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I'm not takin' kindly to the DUCK thing!!!! Besides it goes:

MR Ducks
Mr knot
osmr
cmwangs
wib
mr ducks

that's the southern take, meaning:

'em are ducks
'em are not,
oh, yes 'em are,
see 'em wings?
why I be,
'em are ducks!!!!!!
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In 1968, cartoonist William Steig authored a small volume of drawings in which the captions were only letter sequiences. This book, C D B!, is, to my knowledge, the first published example of this kind of verbal letter/word play.

With apologies to Mr. Steig, I'll substitute a word description for his charmingly naive cartoons, but I'm sure you'll get the humor. Here are a few examples:

Two children observing insect activity around a flower

C D B !

D B S A B-Z B.

O, S N-D !

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Two childen in bed

R U C-P ?

S, I M.

I M 2.

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A girl looking at bugs.

K-T S X-M-N-N D N-6.

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A boy speaking to his dog

I M A U-M B-N.

U R N N-M-L.

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A man sneezes

H-U !

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A mother to her child who is not pleased with his breakfast options

M N X S L-T 4 U !

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A boy involved in backyard play with a blanket and poles

I M N A T-P.

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A child in repose under a tree.

I F-N N-E N-R-G.

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I have a riddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i was driving in my canoe when all of a sudden the wheels fell off so i went into the woods and walked to a place where the dogs bark how and the cats meow who. sooooo how many pancakes can you fit into an outhouse????
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