Looking for a Catholic clown in Michigan

[noname]

If you have not seen my dilemma, you can find it here http://www.clown-forum.com/clown-for...me-advice.html

Anyway, I was asked to do a clown show for the opening of a Religious Education program, but I am also a priest and thereby want to avoid certain things and am going to tell this person I won't be able to do it. However, if I can find someone that is willing to do it, it won't be a complete loss. The only requirement is that he wants someone Catholics (which is why he was ready to fly a Catholic priest out there).

So, anyone willing and able to be the clown he needs?