"The time has come," the clowns all said, "To talk of many things: Big shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

Don't be shy, introduce yourself and your inner clown! We promise not to use the electric buzzer on newbies.

Admit it, you're just itching to try on a pair of giant shoes, cover your face in makeup, and go make people laugh. We understand. We really do. Tell us about it and we'll help you learn the art of clowning.

Hear ye, hear ye! Post your announcements of TV and public appearances here.

Pull up a chair, have a slice of pie, and chat about anything else.