"The time has come," the clowns all said, "To talk of many things: Big shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

Sub-Forums: Costumes, Clown Classifieds, Props and Gags, Skit and Improv

Don't be shy, introduce yourself and your inner clown! We promise not to use the electric buzzer on newbies.

Admit it, you're just itching to try on a pair of giant shoes, cover your face in makeup, and go make people laugh. We understand. We really do. Tell us about it and we'll help you learn the art of clowning.

Hear ye, hear ye! Post your announcements of TV and public appearances here.

Pull up a chair, have a slice of pie, and chat about anything else.

Sub-Forums: Joke Forum

Fools for Christ, let us play :)

The greatest shows on earth!

What's up, Doc?

Sub-Forums: The Business of Clowning

Talk about your latest balloon masterpieces, or get help learning the art of balloon twisting here. We encourage you to post pictures!

Van Gogh, Monet, Dali, Bozo and Bubbles: share your thoughts on the art of the cheek.

Juggling for the jocular

A la peanut butter sandwiches!

Once upon a time, a beautiful clown princess lived in a candy-striped castle on a cotton candy cloud...