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Old 08-05-2007, 08:29 PM
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Two penguins sitting on an iceberg...

One penguin says to the other one:
"Hey, it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo"

And the other penguin says:
"How do you know I'm not?"


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Old 08-06-2007, 12:24 AM
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yep! Garrison Kellior of "A prarie home companion" fame loves that one!

My favorite is:

"What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and blue?

A pengiun falling down the stairs.
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:00 AM
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Both are definite keepers!
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Old 08-06-2007, 08:13 PM
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What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and blue?
Funny, I thought it might be two nuns fighting behind the venetian blinds
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Welcome to the forum EZ, good to have you aboard!
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:34 PM
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Howdy and welcome to the forum
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