
08-05-2007, 08:29 PM
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have ya heard this one?
Two penguins sitting on an iceberg...
One penguin says to the other one:
"Hey, it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo"
And the other penguin says:
"How do you know I'm not?"
EZ! is here y'all
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08-06-2007, 12:24 AM
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Master of Clowning
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yep! Garrison Kellior of "A prarie home companion" fame loves that one!
My favorite is:
"What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and blue?
A pengiun falling down the stairs.
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"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." -- Aristotle
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08-06-2007, 06:00 AM
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Boss Clown
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Both are definite keepers!
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08-06-2007, 08:13 PM
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What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and blue?
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Funny, I thought it might be two nuns fighting behind the venetian blinds
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08-06-2007, 10:05 PM
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Administrator
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Welcome to the forum EZ, good to have you aboard! 
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08-07-2007, 09:34 PM
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Howdy and welcome to the forum
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