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Old 09-20-2007, 05:05 PM
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I'm Father Clockwork, the lovesick clown. I am a professional dark clown and specialise in playing nasty tricks on people. I hope I will still be welcome here. Clowns are my family. I also work at the Carnival Of Sorrow, originally working with my brother Wayne InSane who I had a dissagreement with and we no longer speak.

I miss him, but something to someone I love made us break apart. It's a shame. I just simply painted myself as a clown to hide my tears of love and felt the connection ...

I am also a rap artist on the underground.
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:46 PM
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Is the lost lady's name "Orange"?
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:05 PM
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Welcome1 feel free to poke around the archives and learn about the classic side of clowning!
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:29 AM
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hhmmm... a dark clown. Sounds like a cross between a tragic clown and a buffoon.

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Old 09-21-2007, 03:10 AM
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Is the lost lady's name "Orange"?
Do you say that because she was his main squeeze?
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Old 09-21-2007, 09:17 AM
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Welcome Clock. You'll find most of us have cups that are at least half full around here. Mainly because we're so goofy, we spilled the first half. I think you may have more going for you than you admit. Please join in the fun. I know you are smiling
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:30 AM
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Hi Father Clockwork. I'd be intrested to know how and where you perform and what you do. I like your poem/song. Although I'm a children's party clown, I'm also a poet whose writing's lean toward the dark and sad parts of life.
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Welcome Padre, will you be hearing confessions tomorrow?
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You are an underground rapper?
Cool. Very cool.

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Old 09-22-2007, 10:58 AM
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I feel your pain Father, she left me too! And thank God and Greyhound she's gone...
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