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Old 06-09-2008, 02:38 AM
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mY FavORiTe GaG thAt MakEs Me LauGh no sO muCh thE kIdS iS tHe SilLY StriANg SneEZe (thE Name ExplAIns IT) :D

i wanted to be a mime but i wanted to interact with the people, wanted to be a magician but i had clown hands :D so i am now a clown which is great because if i mess up badly, it's ok cause it's expected :D
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:31 AM
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Howdy!

The silly string snezze is a "bit," not really a "gag." A gag is a whole "story" made up of bits.

But having said that...

I still want a fake booger, and to glue a quarter to it. Then do a coin vanish, and viola! It comes out my nose. I probably wouldnt do it with a red nose on, but it would be funny.
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:05 PM
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I can hear the little girls in your audience Snuggles.......
EEEEWWWWWW GROSS!!!
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I can hear the little girls in your audience Snuggles.......
EEEEWWWWWW GROSS!!!
I dunno. I always appreciated good booger humor.
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:12 PM
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Hey, Snot happens....
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:59 PM
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Hey, you might think that this kind of humor is funny, but it's snot.
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:50 PM
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Last gig I had I had some kids tell me I had something on my nose(gule) and I told them it was a bugar!!! Then OOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEE
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:26 PM
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Hey, you might think that this kind of humor is funny, but it's snot.
Your right Happy Chappy It's snot!!!!
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