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Old 07-11-2008, 02:50 PM
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Default I'm very unhappy :( I need a clown to make me smile.

To any male clowns out there who are loney clowns...

I am a single, white, female.
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I love to draw, animate, write stories, create movies. I'm going to College this fall to pursue my dream career: Animator.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:54 PM
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ME, ME, PICK ME!

No, seriously, pick me or you might get stuck with Fitzwilly.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:22 PM
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LOL, who is he?
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:26 PM
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Hi there (tried to be suave, I didn't mean to knock the relish tray off the table.)

Welcome to the Forum. Ever tried clowning or known any clowns?
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:34 PM
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See.

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:21 PM
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I known a clown, but he quit his job...his patience for kids disinigrated. No I've never tried clowning (professionally), but I have around family members. I think it'd be fun in public.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:29 PM
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Welcome to the forum Melissa. This is just for you
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:59 PM
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Seriously...are there any single clowns out there? I need some
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ME, ME, PICK ME!
Like hell! You're mine Clownie-Boy, I bought you on the black market. I expect you to be mowing my lawn in the morning.
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