Punny Stuff - Page 3

PremierSparkles · #21 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 12:53 PM

Spring Flowers: Tie a coil spring to the bottom of some silk flowers.

PremierSparkles · #22 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 01:01 PM

Your "CD" collection: Write a bunch of "C's" & "D's" on a poster board.

stitches · #23 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 02:40 PM

good ones! I've only heard the blue jay before.

I don't get "Tide box on a string" I've never heard the phrase before. :?

PremierSparkles · #24 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stitches

I don't get "Tide box on a string" I've never heard the phrase before. :?

You say: "I'm going to put 2 ropes into a bag & pull them out tied." (Like, tied together) You can actually cut out the side of a Tide Detergent box to show the brown side & lay it in the bottom, upside down, in the very bottom of the brown paper bag, with the rope tied to the cardboard & tucked underneath then show the empty bag. Show each rope 1 by 1 that they are without knots & perfectly seperate. Then drop them in 1 by 1, I do this kinda dramatic. Then reach back in the bag & grab the rope attached to the Tide box.
"2 ropes go into a bag & pull them out Tide!"

Does that make anymore sense?

I guess it's not really a "Pun". Just a prank magic trick. It does get alot of laughs though. It's easy to carry to, just fold the bag up & stick it just inside your bag.

I have a whole book on puns. When I get home I'll get the title of it.

stitches · #25 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 02:58 PM

Ooooohhhhhh! I get it now. I missed the Tide box part - I thought you were using string and a paper bag and that's it. Good one.

I'd like the title of that book if you don't mind. :lol:

saphireSue · #26 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 04:41 PM

spring water

a bottle water bottle with a slinky inside

Scruffy · #27 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 04:47 PM

A pair of Glasses with a perscription bottle glued to each lens: perscription glasses.

A small wooden stool in a small plastic jar: Stool specimen.

Just finished up the glasses. Now it's off to Sassy to decorate.

saphireSue · #28 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 09:07 PM

to go with Drs. kit

mirror in Jar become UR in Jar
stuffed cat for Cat scans
Hammer Pain reliever
candy Themometer- make great oversized one

PremierSparkles · #29 (**permalink**) 05-10-2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by stitches

I'd like the title of that book if you don't mind. :lol:

I am sorry Stiches, I totaly forgot to get the book title for you last night. Ugh.... I'll try to remember tonight! I'll write myself a BIG NOTE & Leave myself a voice mail!!!!

PremierSparkles · #30 (**permalink**) 05-12-2006, 02:09 PM

Stiches,

Sorry for the delay! I've been swamped!! Here are the book names:

My Favorite 50 Walk Arounds Volume One & Two: by: Jeffrey B. McMullen. They are just small paperback books that he put together on the copy machine. I don't think they have been published. He taught a business class on the "Business Fundamentals of the Entertainment Business". He is a former Ringling Clown. Ihave several of his books on business, but the phone number has been disconnected. I will try a Google search on him.

Hope this helps!!