Punny Stuff

[Scruffy]

Tie a blue string around the neck of a rubber chicken.....
Chicken; cord on, blue :P :P

[Lily]

Thanks Scruffy --- forgot to mention that one as I read it in this thread earlier.

[stitches]

My chicken works for the highway safety department - Buck, Buck, Buckle up!

Dancing cheek to chick (hold it up to your face and dance)
Poultry in Motion (just move it around)
Spring chicken (add a spring)
Chicken a la king (add a crown)