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Old 11-25-2006, 02:58 PM
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Tie a blue string around the neck of a rubber chicken.....
Chicken; cord on, blue :P :P
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Old 11-25-2006, 04:32 PM
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Thanks Scruffy --- forgot to mention that one as I read it in this thread earlier.
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Old 11-26-2006, 08:58 AM
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My chicken works for the highway safety department - Buck, Buck, Buckle up!

Dancing cheek to chick (hold it up to your face and dance)
Poultry in Motion (just move it around)
Spring chicken (add a spring)
Chicken a la king (add a crown)
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