Punny Stuff

stitches · #1 (**permalink**) 05-01-2006, 04:50 PM

Okay, I want to hear your best puns! Puns are my specialty -
like Brown E's for brownies, 2 cans for toucans, etc.

Here's the challenge: I am making a pun suit. I already have 100 ideas to include but I want the 100 best ideas. I have level-headed, two-left-feet, tennis elbow, etc. but I've already removed table-skirt, bed-skirt, and other lame ones.

Let's hear your ideas and hopefully, they're not on my list already. Describe your pun and how you'd make it.

Thanks!

Jamz · #2 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 12:30 AM

There is the crock a dial
A crock pot with a phone dial on it

The_Princess_of_Bozonia · #3 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 12:48 AM

How about a running gag... a little scrap of cloth with running feet?

Scruffy · #4 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 05:53 AM

Chicken Cordon Blue (SP)

Thats a rubber chicken swingin' from a blue cord.

Biker chick: Rubber chicken in leather

I keep a tiny grater (cheese grater) in my pocket. If someone says thats great (in context) I'll say yes, But I have soething a little greater.. and then pull out the prop.

stitches · #5 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 10:13 AM

Those are all good! I already have the little grater but all the others are new to me!

Thanks! Keep 'em coming!

Can you guess this one? A shirt where the lower front half is yellow combined with a baby bottle filled with maple syrup.

GiGi · #6 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Keep a folded piece of paper in your shoe. Foot Notes.

GiGi

Scruffy · #7 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitches

Can you guess this one? A shirt where the lower front half is yellow combined with a baby bottle filled with maple syrup.

No, But I'm dying to find out........ :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

stitches · #8 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 10:07 PM

Foot note! That's great! I could use a music note too!

Okay,

Quote:

A shirt where the lower front half is yellow combined with a baby bottle filled with maple syrup.

That would be.....

A yellow-bellied sap sucker! (It's from my bird collection!)

Scruffy · #9 (**permalink**) 05-02-2006, 10:31 PM

:roll: :roll: Boy, How did I miss that... LOL!!

Sassafras · #10 (**permalink**) 05-03-2006, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitches

Okay,

Quote:

A shirt where the lower front half is yellow combined with a baby bottle filled with maple syrup.

That would be.....

A yellow-bellied sap sucker! (It's from my bird collection!)

You know, Scruff and I sat and stewed on that for quite a while and couldn't come up with that.

Very clever!