The Hostages-a fairy tale

[Walmoe1]

Once upon a time there were little creatures called Tribbs. On a dark rainy night an evil giant abducted the tribbs and took them far, far, away. The storybook community got together to find someone to gain release of the tribbs. finally a Jewish Rabbi was asked to go to the far land and talk to the giant- the giant agreed and they met at the giant's castle. as they were speaking-a tribb broke loose from the dungeon and ran to the Rabbi calling for help-The giant stood and kicked the tribb so hard that the tribb splattered against the wall, this made the Rabbi very-very sad, and he rose to his feet and cried out "How can you DO that?!" the giant sat down and answered ,

'' SILLY RABBI--TRICKS ARE FOR TRIBBS''

[Walmoe1]

I was on the phone and screwed up the Joke-- It should be

"SILLY RABBI-KICKS ARE FOR TRIBBS'

[Walmoe1]

Hey gang let's give that one 2/3 of a pun--P.U.

Or as Red Clown Fred reminded me a watermelon -"sluuuurppppp,ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuey"

[Scruffy]

I got it. Good one, Wilmoe! 8)