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06-17-2006, 04:20 PM
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Marrage
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came to the question, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?"
There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said, "Put down 'yes.'"
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07-22-2006, 06:14 PM
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He didn't understand the question, and she simplified things by telling him what to write down.
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07-23-2006, 08:00 PM
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The only two words every man needs to have a succesfull and happy marriage are YES DEAR :lol:
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07-26-2006, 11:39 PM
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I wear the pants in my house
My wife just picks them out
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07-26-2006, 11:48 PM
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reminds me of a story about a young couple and on their wedding night the husband told his wife to put on his pants, Well she tried but they were too big and kept falling off. She told him. "I can't wear your pants"
He replied "that's right and remember I wear the pants in this family" She told him "OK now try mine on" Which he did but they were to small and he replied "I can't get into your pants" to which his wife replied 'yes and if you keep that attitude you never will"....
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07-27-2006, 06:46 AM
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Good One
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