The Three Legged Chicken

[TJ]

Ronald Reagan once told this...

There was a realtor driving around one day. He happened to look out of his car window and see a three legged chicken running along side his car. Everytime he sped up so did the chicken. Eventually the chicken took off and passed the realtor. It ran down a side street so the realtor followed. The chicken ran onto a farm at the end of the road, so the realtor stopped to talk to the farmer. He asked the farmer if what he saw was a real three legged chicken and the farmer replied it was. The farmer told the realtor he breeds them that way. When the realtor asked him why, the farmer told him that he and maw liked the drumsticks, and when baby happened along and grew to like drumsticks too, the farmer decided to make sure there would always be enough drumsticks to go around. So, he decided to breed the chickens with three legs.

The realtor asked, "How do they taste?"

The farmer replied, "I don't know, we can't catch em."

:mrgreen:

[Scruffy]

Three Cheers for the Gipper.
I loves that joke and hadn't though about it in years.
Thanks, TJ. you made my night!