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Old 08-30-2006, 10:18 PM
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5 elderly women were going down the interstate at 22 miles per hour. the patrol officer pulled them over as going too slow was just as dangerous as going to fast. 2 ladies were sitting up front, and 3 in the back all white face and eyes wide open. The lady assure the officer she was not speeding she was going the correct speed limit. He responded that she was only going 22 miles/hr and she replied that 's what the sign said. He corrected her and told her the sign was for route 22 not speed limit. The officer notice the other ladies had not said a word or moved while all this was going on and he asked the driver if they were alright. The embarrassed driver reponded yes they'll be fine in a few min, they just got off route 119.
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Good one Sue...

My grandma should appreciate that one...
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