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A child ran to her mom exclaiming she had lost a tooth - but only part of it. The mom inspected and sure enough, part of her tooth was still intact in her mouth. The child then inquired as to what the tooth fairy would give for only part of the tooth. Dad stepped in and said, "Dear, The Tooth Fairly only wants the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."



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In my best Jack Nicholson voice: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!


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You know what they say when someone doesn't wish to believe in reality... The tooth hurts...
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You know what they say when someone doesn't wish to believe in reality... The tooth hurts...
... Or is that a Truth Ache ... I always get those mixed up...


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If you have a tooth ache, you should make a dental appointment for 2:30 (tooth-hurty)
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