Famous Nate

[SME]

There's a town out in the middle of nowhere that is famous for two things: A lever - that if thrown will destroy the world - and Nate, the Snake. One day one of the townsfolk was speeding through town when he saw Nate slithering across the road. In order to spare Nate's life, the concerned citizen swerved to avoid Nate - But now his car is heading toward the Lever! So he swerves back - there's Nate! he goes back and forth: Nate, Lever, Nate, Lever until SPLAT! He creams Nate. As you can imagine the townsfolk were very upset and when asked why this speeding driver did away with the town's beloved snake, he replied "well, Better Nate, than Lever!"

:lol: 8)

[Scooter_MaGee]

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