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Old 09-15-2006, 02:01 PM
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Is Typos the Greek God of poor typing skills?
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Typos is the spelling god. When you offend him, he punishes you by withdrawing protection and allowing your embarassing mistakes.
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If thats true then typos must be very very mad at me
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In reparation, you must offer the sacrifice of alphabet soup.
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Sorry, I'm out of soup....But, I've got Alpha Bits! :lol:
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Would Cheerios make an acceptable sacrifice? After all they spell out "OOO"...
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The grain god would be well pleased with your cereal oblation. But, beware, for this would make you a cereal killer.

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Would Cheerios make an acceptable sacrifice? After all they spell out "OOO"...
Sorry, It reminded me of a family guy episode..... "Look, there a message in my cereal. it says, oooooo".

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reminds me of my little cousin, in Kindergarden. the teacher went around the room asking each child to recite the abc and he was last, the teacher sent a note home telling John's mother that he needed to work on his abc's as he did not know them, his mother asked him what was going on since she knew he did know his abc. and he replied well she asked every kid in class and I figured if she didn't know them by the time she got to me I wasn't going to tell her...
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reminds me of my little cousin, in Kindergarden. the teacher went around the room asking each child to recite the abc and he was last, the teacher sent a note home telling John's mother that he needed to work on his abc's as he did not know them, his mother asked him what was going on since she knew he did know his abc. and he replied well she asked every kid in class and I figured if she didn't know them by the time she got to me I wasn't going to tell her...
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