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Old 09-16-2006, 12:49 PM
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I was asked what is the Clown Forum and why do they call it that?

Well, I said, it's...

For... ummm... People who like to clown around -
to maybe pick 'em up when they're a little down

For'em to connect and mingle
For'em to get help writing a jingle
For'em to to boast and brag
For'em to get a good gag
For'em to support one another
For'em to tell jokes about their mother

For'em to get all on fire
with encouragement from a Sapphire
For...ummm... Western Clowns to shoot from the hips
with a little gag they stole from their good buddy Bips
For...ummm... Jokes and stuff
and meeting a guy named "Scruff" (..y)
For...ummm... a site that's the best
run by our very own Princess
For...ummm... Typing things in rhyme
when you're just trying to pass the time

For'em to post a philisophical question:
"When it comes to clowns, are you forum or against 'em?"
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Old 09-16-2006, 12:55 PM
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I was asked what is the Clown Forum and why do they call it that?

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For... ummm... People who like to clown around -
to maybe pick 'em up when they're a little down
This is a pick up site?

Whiteface male seeks auguste girl clown.....

That's why the lady is a tramp!
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*applause* Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

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This is a pick up site?

Whiteface male seeks auguste girl clown.....

That's why the lady is a tramp!
This isn't that type of clown site!
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Old 09-17-2006, 01:12 AM
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This is a pick up site?

Whiteface male seeks auguste girl clown.....

That's why the lady is a tramp!
This isn't that type of clown site!
Aw, shucks! What's a poor character clown to do?
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I was asked what is the Clown Forum and why do they call it that?

Well, I said, it's...

For... ummm... People who like to clown around -
to maybe pick 'em up when they're a little down
This is a pick up site?

Whiteface male seeks auguste girl clown.....

That's why the lady is a tramp!
[lady tramp personal ad continued...]
Born under the sign Capricorny, my bday is in Auguste. My favorite color is all of them, and I enjoy nice walks down crowded parade routes. Seeking someone who knows how to mime their manners and has a bright future - hobo clowns need not apply.
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Hobo clown seeks Rich SWF (That's a single Whiteface female).....Object: Martrimoney. Please send Financial statement. Photo optional.
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Uhm, Scruffy... I wouldn't want to be you when Sassy sees your personal ad
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It's a walkaround jasper does. Walks around with a cardboard sign : Rich widow wanted.
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