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Old 11-17-2006, 03:08 PM
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Hi everyone !
(i'm new here)
i wanna say a joke i've heared today:

two old women go to visit another old women
the two old women were sisters and the other old women name was Anina
Anina invites them in the house and ask them: want some coffe? the two old women yeah sure sure
after a time Anina forgot that he gave coffe to the two old women and ask them again want some coffe? the two old women yea yeah sure
Anina was forgeting that she gived the two old women coffe and every time she asked them the same thing
this happend about 10 times
finnaly the two old women leaved Anina house
one of the two old women says to the other one:
-Anina is no friend of us. we camed to her and she didn't gaved us coffe
and the other old women says:
-What? You goed to visit Anina and you didn't sayed me? why you didn't took me to visist her with you?

uhm i hope the joke is spelled right
i have a poor english and is the first time when i say a joke in english
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:34 PM
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That was very cute belial, I had to read it twice to get it, but it's very funny. Senile women crack me up. My grandmother was in the alsheimer unit at the nursing home before she died, and there was one lady that led another around saying "this is my boy". It was a riot. Thos poor things
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:44 PM
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cute joke and you did very well with your English.
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Old 11-21-2006, 07:19 PM
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Very funny! I like it!

You're doing just fine speaking (typing?) English.
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