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Old 11-25-2006, 09:50 AM
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Mr and Mrs carrot went to the doctor because Mr carrot wasn't feeling well. Mrs carrot waited in the waiting room while the doctor examined Mr carrot After a while the doctor came out and said: "I have some good news and some bad news. Your husband is fine, but he's going to be a vegetable"......... (I'll wait)
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