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Old 11-25-2006, 09:05 AM
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After driving several hours one day, I pulled off in a rest stop to take a little nap. Next thing I knew a jogger was knocking on my window asking me what time it was. This happened several times so I decided to tape a sign on my window that said "I DON"T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS." Thinking this would take care of the problem, I settled down for a good catnap. Two minutes later I awakened to another jogger banging on my window. He was pointing to his watch and yelling "IT"S TEN O"CLOCK."
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Old 11-26-2006, 04:52 PM
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What time is it?

It's Howdy Doody time, it's Howdy Doody time......
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Old 01-06-2007, 05:54 AM
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i know a joke with time too

what time is it?
is time for you to go home



i love this joke


this is always goof when someone ask you on the street what time is it?
because the person will not expect
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I met a guy who said he just paid $5000 for a new hearing aid. I asked him "What kind is it?" He looked at his watch and said "4:30"


I hope he kept his receipt!
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Old 01-13-2007, 06:22 AM
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Hearing and listening are two diferent things.
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Old 01-14-2007, 10:32 PM
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When my dear grandmother was getting close to her last years, I was watching TV with her, when I asked her what the newscaster's name was. She looked at her watch and said "Oh, about 4 o'clock." I died laughing!
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It's not funny but some times I can't help it, My mom is hard of hearing and has resently lost her volume control. since she can't hear she occaionally talk like every one else can't hear. I has made some strange outings.
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