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Old 11-27-2006, 05:54 AM
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Default Call for plumbing jokes

Hi all,
I'm collecting jokes/ puns about plumbing. If you have any - post them please!

I will start the nonsense off with...

1) The miracle of the blind plumber who pick up a hammer and saw.

2) I finished with my girl this weekend, I said it's over Flo.

3) the collective noun for plumbers - a flood of plumbers.

4) Old plumbers never die, they just pipe down.

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Old 11-27-2006, 11:26 PM
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The plumbers business went down the drain

Plumbers live a flush life
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Default I made this up when i was 6

What is a plumbers favourite food

Plums!!!

That is so pathetic, but funny all the same
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thanks for those replies.

They seem to be dripping in.

I'd like a pool of plumbing jokes so bring on the flood!!

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