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Old 12-01-2006, 10:21 PM
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Default Why Americans should never be allowed to travel
Have you seen any of these? They are extremely hard to believe that ppl actually have asked these questions or said such silly things. ENJOY!
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Wow....

And I thought the girlscout trip to Ontario where one of the older girls was waving her behind in the window of the moving van to the song, "I like But Butts" was bad...
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Ritz, now you and I both know that Girl Scouts would never ever act like that *wink*

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LOL!!

sad, but true. I liked the Pepsi-Cola Joke. I attended a Christian College in Pensacola, FL. I had a couple of people I knew that always called it Pepsi-Cola.
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Did you mean the song "I like Big Butts"?
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:10 PM
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We like short shorts! :P
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Did you ever try waxing???
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