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Old 01-02-2007, 04:27 PM
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Default PRODUCT WARNINGS Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
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"Do not use as an ice cream topping"? EWW. :P Pretty funny Willace
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:58 PM
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what about the hair drier i cant count the times i woke up & i was doing my hair
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Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
I'd like to challenge this one.

Funny list!
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:53 AM
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Willace --

"Old Style" hair dryers sometimes had a shower-cap-like
"bonnet" that the user wore, and had a hose that connected
to a source of hot air - a blower. I think they still use similar
machines in some salons.

I think it actually makes sense for a user not to fall asleep
using one of those.

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Old 01-03-2007, 11:45 AM
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These are tooooooo funny!!!!!!

Jay Leno has funny headlines and/or product labels on Monday nights. I try not to miss them.
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So THAT"s why my sister and I had a hard time taking a shower together with the same cap on!!! I knew it was crowded in the shower as kids, but mom always said "Those caps are expensive, so share!"

Ha ha

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