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Old 01-03-2007, 05:07 PM
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This is a joke courtesy of Giggles; My oldest son. This is a very adaptable little joke. You can set it up for a lot of different gags.

Scruffy: Man! this thing is driving me nuts!

Giggles: Nuts? What kind of nuts? Peanuts or walnuts?

Scruffy: ummm! Cashews!

Giggles: Gesundheit! :lol:
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Old 01-04-2007, 10:55 AM
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Nice!

I always wanted to set up the "Gesundheit!" response
for cashews!



By the way, I'm going to sneeze.

At Who?

Atchooo!


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I'll often order a French Dip. When the waitress brings it I'll point at the au jus and ask "What's that stuff?"
"Au jus."
"Gezundheidt!"

Guaranteed to get a laugh or a weird look!
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Thanks, Joko. That's one for the gag file.
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that is grate nw i need a clown partner to do it with
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