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Old 09-09-2004, 09:21 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Takes a lot more than that to offend me. TRUST ME.

Kids say the darndest things. :wink:
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Another sage piece of cowboy advice....

Don't squat with your spurs on!
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You heard about the guy who adopted the legless dog?




























He named him cigarette, three times a day he'd take him out for a drag.................
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That was brilliant Scruffy!
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Scruffy, But what do you call a dog with no legs?


Nothing he can't come anyway.
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I think its always the clean ones that are funnier!
Anyway, if we could submit each joke as a different thread, that would be great.

If anyone has a joke collection, feel free to post it.
Major site updates are coming next week!

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Great ones guys...

Here's another one I got from a children's joke book from the library and I use it when I remember it as I'm twisting pooches....

Balloon pooches mind you....I'm not into torturing real animals...

Which side does a dog have the most fur...?

















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Two clowns walked into a bar The third one ducked
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Two clowns walked into a bar The third one ducked
Obviously the third one was a white face like me! Now where has that Aguste gone - SPLAAAT!
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This was told to me by a little girl
Why do clowns wear red noses
Their green ones are filled with boogers
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