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11-17-2004, 09:26 PM
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My neighbor has a dog with no legs.
He didn't name him 'cause if you called him, he couldn't come anyway. Every day he used to take him out for a drag. Now, he's got a little wheel barrow that he puts the dog in and takes him for a walk. But my neighbor said that's gonna stop because the other day, that dog got after a cat and liked to run him to death. Bada-bing! 
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11-18-2004, 02:49 AM
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Funny!
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12-23-2004, 02:05 PM
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Jokes
Now, please be gentle, 'cause I am new at this:
A man runs into his doctor's office yelling "Doctor, doctor I think I am shrinking" The doctor says" Sir, you are just going to have to be a little patient"
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12-23-2004, 02:44 PM
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lol thats great dilly i love it
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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12-24-2004, 10:12 PM
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Joke
Good one Dill! At least you didn't say now please be patient!
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12-27-2004, 09:28 AM
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My neighbor has a dog with no legs. I asked him what he named him - he
said he didn't name him 'cause if you call him, he can't come. He does know a couple of tricks - stay and roll over. Every day, he gets the leash out and takes the dog out for a drag. But now he has a wheelbarrow for the dog, and takes him out every day in that. But my neighbor said that was going to stop - the other day the dog got after a cat and like to run my neighbor to death! Bada-bing
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01-05-2005, 10:11 AM
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Ocean
What did the ocean say to the beach
Nothing it just waved
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Laughter is music to Gods ears so laugh loud and long
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03-09-2005, 09:08 PM
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Can I try, can I try?
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
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03-10-2005, 04:41 AM
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Good one ,Red!
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03-25-2005, 09:10 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
-- To show the possum that it can be done Another word for possum' Oregon road pizza (Knowhatimean Mr Buckaroo?) Why did the chicken go halfway across the road? --She wanted to lay it on the line.
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