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Old 03-25-2005, 04:49 PM
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Where do you find a Dog with no legs?







Right where you left him!

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Why dont lobsters share


Because they are shell fish
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What goes "Oooooooooooooo, ooooooooooo" ?













A cow with no lips :wink:
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I lke it.
i like it alot 8)
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Circus Song
Sung to: "I've Been Working on the Railroad"

I am walking through the circus,
Happy as can be.
I am walking through the circus,
Just to see what I can see.
I can see the clown laughing.
I can see the elephant, too.
I can see the lion sleeping.
Look out! He sees you.
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good one Fred
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let me try Q: what kind of bar can have 1 person on stage thats a boy, a man, and maybe even a clown?














A: A Bar-mitzvah
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i gots a good one ...


What did the chicken say when he didnt go to work???




A: I'll WING IT!!!! :lol:
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question-there are three girls in third grade, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. which one has the cutest figure?

answer-why theblonde of course. she's 18.

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