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Old 09-07-2004, 08:56 PM
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What do women have 2 of and cows have 4 of?.......


Legs of course
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Old 09-07-2004, 10:52 PM
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8O 8O 8O 8O I'm not saying 8O 8O 8O

What???
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OK, Ill say it....JUST to hear the punchline......


LEGS?
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HEY! I got one,,,,

Why'd the Cow cross the road???
'Cause it was the chicken's day off
~but~
Why'd the bubblegum cross the road???
'Cause it was stuck to the Cow's foot

I was thinking Legs too...No really...I was! :lol:
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:16 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?






















To prove to the 'possum that it COULD be done!
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Com'on Sue!

Tell us! Its got to be better than the cow and gum joke!
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A Cowboy's famous words of advice....

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd! 8O
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I did tell, it's at the bottom of the post but yes it LEGS

Well we all've heard why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know what kind of shoes he was wearing?

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Well then. I'm officially an idiot.



Sorry, didn't see it!
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Hey that's the definition of clown [just joking don't any one take offense]

To be honest my daughter got me with that joke, just the other day.
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