Hillbilly joke

[saphireSue]

SouthwestSam

Do you ever use Hillbilly jokes? My clown is kindda country speak.

In this small town Mrs. Jones was the first person to get an inside outhouse, and back in those days they white washed everything. Well she just couldn't wait to try it out...well sure nough, she got stuck to the seat. Well they just tried everyting but couldn't pry her off. So they took the seat off, and covered her up in bed and sent for the Doc. Well she was so embarassed, she told the Doc "Bet you ani't never seen one of these"
Doc replied "Yes Mam but not one as nicely framed"

[saphireSue]

We've all heard different reasons why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know what kind of shoes he was wearing?


"Ree-box" "Ree-Box" :lol:

[SouthwestSam]

Originally Posted by saphireSue

SouthwestSam

Do you ever use Hillbilly jokes? My clown is kindda country speak.

In this small town Mrs. Jones was the first person to get an inside outhouse, and back in those days they white washed everything. Well she just couldn't wait to try it out...well sure nough, she got stuck to the seat. Well they just tried everyting but couldn't pry her off. So they took the seat off, and covered her up in bed and sent for the Doc. Well she was so embarassed, she told the Doc "Bet you ani't never seen one of these"
Doc replied "Yes Mam but not one as nicely framed"

Never used Hillbilly Jokes but that one's a real Hoot. Growing up in Kentucky, I can appreciate that one.

-SWS

[Flower1]

Originally Posted by saphireSue

We've all heard different reasons why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know what kind of shoes he was wearing?


"Ree-box" "Ree-Box" :lol:

The rooster crossed the road to show his fellow chickens how cool and dangerous he was


they all laughed when he didnt make it the 13th go round