Milk Joke

[Walmoe1]

Hey Sam;

What happened when lightning struck the milking machine?
- the cow jumped over the moon
Who do the cows hate to see comi into the barn?
Cool hand Luke.
Once I was a hired hand on a dairy farm but got fired-I felt like an udder failure.

[Webmaster]

These would be great to integrate into a milk/cow skit.
Brilliant!

[SouthwestSam]

Originally Posted by Walmoe1

Hey Sam;

What happened when lightning struck the milking machine?
- the cow jumped over the moon
Who do the cows hate to see comi into the barn?
Cool hand Luke.
Once I was a hired hand on a dairy farm but got fired-I felt like an udder failure.

Wow! Those really Mooo-ved me. Ya'll are a riot here.