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Old 09-14-2004, 07:46 AM
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:33 PM
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good one! but i have a question... what did the chicken say when he didnt go to work?





















I'll just..WING IT!!! :lol:

p.s. not to bad for making that up right then huh :wink:
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:37 PM
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Wow Jumpin Jacks you look JUST LIKE Lou Jacobs.
Waut that is my idol Lou! Who R U ? :?:
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Old 04-10-2006, 12:59 PM
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holy wow! i thought so too!
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Unique up on it!

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