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Old 03-09-2007, 05:39 AM
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Default You Know You Are Living In 2007 When

1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses!


6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list.
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Sad but true!
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:52 AM
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how did we survive without cell phones and email
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Old 03-09-2007, 12:29 PM
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Willace - Very Funny, very true
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:15 PM
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Outch, so true it's (almost) embarrassing. And yes I did scroll up, and yes the rest as well. I'm glad our microwave is broken so at least one thing I didn't.
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I'm a bit disappointed we don't have jetpacks and flying cars yet.
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:11 PM
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yea when our parints were kids they thought by now we would be the jetsons but we are still us
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Insanely true....


I just about had a heartattack the other when I walked outside to move my car and I realized I didn't have my cell....that's pretty pathetic. :P
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