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Old 04-08-2007, 11:46 AM
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A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves. The mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put out heads together. After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now..........Let us spray!"
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:16 PM
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I'll bet the pack of hungry wolves fell to their knees after feeling the power.
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:01 AM
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Amen to that one!
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Old 04-09-2007, 04:12 PM
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(solemnly bows head)

Mother Mary, full of grace,
Bless us as we stuff our face.
And if we die before we wake........
Can we have just one more piece of cake?!

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