Clowning articles Clown Forum Clown Chat Clown Forum Clown Closet classified ads Funhouse games Souvenir Stand Clown Gallery

Go Back   Clown Forum > General > The Clown Café > Joke Forum

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 04-12-2007, 07:32 PM
Willace-the-Clown's Avatar
Grand Poobah of Clowning
Donor Link Award Author Award Video Award 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ft. Myers, Fla
Posts: 2,345
Thanks: 19
Thanked 280 times in 178 posts
Laugh: 64
Got 367 laughs in 159 posts
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to Willace-the-Clown Send a message via MSN to Willace-the-Clown Send a message via Yahoo to Willace-the-Clown
Default The 1500's

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some interesting facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell,
so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,
then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally
the children, Last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery
and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof.
Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

T he floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh
(straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. "

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next
400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a coupl e of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait to see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones
to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins,

1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

And that's the truth.. Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! !
Educate someone...Share these facts with a friend
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 04-12-2007, 11:02 PM
TJ's Avatar
TJ TJ is offline
Advanced Clown
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia
Posts: 240
Thanks: 46
Thanked 27 times in 21 posts
Laugh: 38
Got 28 laughs in 13 posts
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

wow! that's some good stuff.
__________________
Yours in Klown-dom,
"TJ"
Kena Klowns
Kena Shriners
A.A.O.N.M.S.
http://www.kenaklowns.org
http://www.kena.org/
http://www.shrinershq.org/
Reply With Quote
  The following 1 clowns say thank you to TJ for this great post:
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 04-12-2007, 11:31 PM
Baloo's Avatar
Master of Clowning
Link Award 
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: St. Cloud, MN
Posts: 293
Thanks: 15
Thanked 18 times in 14 posts
Laugh: 17
Got 17 laughs in 6 posts
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via Yahoo to Baloo
Default

definatly makes you think
__________________
how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 04-13-2007, 01:03 PM
whowe82's Avatar
Advanced Clown
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Central, Illinois
Posts: 120
Thanks: 24
Thanked 16 times in 6 posts
Laugh: 6
Got 4 laughs in 1 post
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

Bring Out Yer Dead! Bring Out Yer Dead!

"but I"m Not Dead Yet"

Yes You Are!
__________________
-WhoWe
Horeb Lodge No. 363 A.F.&A.M. - Elmwood, IL
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 04-13-2007, 01:14 PM
Fitzwilly's Avatar
COAI Regional Vice President Midwest
Donor Link Award Distinguished Author Award 
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Central Indiana
Posts: 4,356
Thanks: 470
Thanked 709 times in 516 posts
Laugh: 459
Got 670 laughs in 355 posts
Groans: 2
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

I would like to know the chemistry behind the knockout punch that lead cup and ale had. Must my chemistry background. May I have a glass of water please?
__________________
Dan/Fitzwilly
www.LaughingStockPro.com
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 04-13-2007, 01:25 PM
Scooter_MaGee's Avatar
Advanced Clown
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: ENFIELD CT
Posts: 216
Thanks: 2
Thanked 6 times in 5 posts
Laugh: 6
Got 7 laughs in 6 posts
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by whowe82 View Post
Bring Out Yer Dead! Bring Out Yer Dead!

"but I"m Not Dead Yet"

Yes You Are!

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberrys now go a way or I shall taunt you a second time
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:52 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
vB Ad Management by =RedTyger=