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Old 04-20-2007, 03:19 AM
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You are driving your new car in the middle of a storm. You pass a bus stop with 3 people sheltering under it. One is your life partner, one is your best friend and the last is an elderly lady.
You may only let one jump in your car with you. What do you do and why?
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:36 AM
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The solution is obvious! I'd invite the elderly lady to ride inside with me, and tie the other two to the roof of the car.
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none why would you get them they are waiting for the bus
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goood ideas but i have better...
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i'd throw the keys to my best friend who would take the elderly lady with him and stay behind with the love of my life!
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Why is the car out in the storm getting messed up, anyway, when it ought to be parked safely under your garage roof?

Who's the real fool in this scenario?
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Id probably do the same as you Cati erin but then again I do like the tie on the top of the roof theory.


Here's my desicion

Go home get my mobile home hook it to the car and come back and get them all


(I just hope my love and my friend are still alive and that the elderly person is too and that no one stealededed them)
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