Clowning articles Clown Forum Clown Chat Clown Forum Clown Closet classified ads Funhouse games Souvenir Stand Clown Gallery

Go Back   Clown Forum > General > The Clown Café > Joke Forum

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 05-13-2007, 09:57 PM
Gladman's Avatar
Grand Poobah of Clowning
Link Award 
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: South GA.
Posts: 1,070
Thanks: 160
Thanked 149 times in 91 posts
Laugh: 209
Got 554 laughs in 160 posts
Groans: 5
Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post
Default Weight loss program

A man went to the doctor and asked for help losing weight. The doctor told him to eat normally for two days, then skip a day. He predicted the man would lose five pounds in a month. In a month, the man came back to the doctor and had lost twenty pounds! The doctor was astounded. "Did you do what I told you to do?" the doctor asked. "Yes," replied the man. "I had no problem eating normally for two days, but all that skipping really made my legs tired."
__________________
"I get by with a little help from my friends"
John and Paul
Reply With Quote
  The following 3 clowns laughed out loud at Gladman's funny post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
vB Ad Management by =RedTyger=