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Old 05-29-2007, 07:43 PM
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Our dentist recently hired a beautiful young blond as a dental hygienist. We exchanged small talk for around a half an hour while she cleaned my teeth as I gazed onto her pale-blue eyes. When she finished, she smiled and said, "You have the most perfect mouth." My heart skipped a beat. Then she continued, "Usually I have a lot of trouble reaching people's wisdom teeth. but your mouth is so big that I can get both hands in easily."
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
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I was starting to reply and had to stop and just give a laugh. There is just nothing to say, just laugh.
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:25 PM
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Well, there you have it...

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