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Old 06-22-2007, 02:24 PM
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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.
I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.
I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Did you leave out the brown ones?
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:07 PM
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The brown ones must represent the fiber we all need in our diets. We need an M&M factory in Clownville Willace.
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:12 PM
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the best salers of candy in clown ville is circus peanuts cottin candy candy apples & any other candy you get a circuses & Carnivals
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Let me guess it's a W & W factory.
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Willace!!!!!!!!!!!Ok I'll keep things on the light side, but for sure the M&Ms WITH the peanuts are a health food. Maybe if you pass them out in the nursing home you'll get the plain peanuts back. Now THATS gotta be healthy
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