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Old 06-29-2007, 02:30 PM
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I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... left, and right. The left part has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:53 AM
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It has been proven that right handers usually use the left side of their brains, and left handers usually use the right side of their brians, then left handers are truly the only people in thier right minds.
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I knew a Cowboy once who only wore 1 spur.

Said if he could just get the left side of the horse going a certain way, the right side would generally follow thru.
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:24 AM
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I know that cowboy Sam Red Skelton as Sheroff Deadeye
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