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Old 09-16-2007, 01:58 PM
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. If you enjoy 2 servings per day, and a few more on weekends, you consume 3,500 calories a week, which equals about 1 pound. Therefore........ in the last 3 1/2 years, you have had a chocolate caloric intake of 180 pounds, so if you weigh 165 pounds, for example, without chocolate you would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago. You owe your life to chocolate. Do the math.
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Amen. More chocolate is a good thing.
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Fudge anyone???????????
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Wow! I love your logic, Gladman. Thank you for sharing with us.
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I am so proud to say my name is Fudge right now...

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yayayayayayayay Wait am I made out of chocolate????????
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