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09-26-2007, 07:42 PM
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What do retired people do all day
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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09-27-2007, 09:43 AM
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U bad, Willace
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10-16-2008, 12:55 PM
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Y'know, I might do that next time I see someone with an Obama '08 bumper sticker.
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10-16-2008, 02:02 PM
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oh thats just so wrong.....lol
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